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همان طور که قبلا در مقاله آموزش Listening زبان انگلیسی به روش Truth & Iliza گفته شد یکی از اصول آموزش زبان انگلیسی بهبود وضعیت مهارت شنیداری می باشد که برای آموزش آیلتس و تقویت و آمادگی در آزمون های مختلف تاثیر مهمی دارد که می توانید با دانلود لیسنینگ انگلیسی به این مهم دست یابید.
اگر دانش زبانی قابل قبولی دارید و به دنبال منابع لیسنینگ می گردید وقت خود را صرف پیدا کردن کتاب ها و منابع آموزشی نکنید بهترین منبع برای شما اینترنت و برنامه های تلوزیونی می باشد.
می توانید فایل های صوتی انگلیسی را دانلود نمایید و از آنها بهره مند شوید.
بهترین راه پیدا کردن فایل مناسب و برنامه مناسب ان است که به چیزی که علاقه مند هستید رجوع کنید و به دنبال برنامه ای بگردید که دوست دارید. در این بخش می توانید لیسنینگ انگلیسی Bill Maher را مشاهده کنید و اگر خوشتان آمد می توانید ویدیو های بیشتری از این برنماه را دانلود و گوش کنید.
سال ها پیش که دوران کارشناسی خود را می گذراندم از طریق دوستی با این برنماه آشنا شدم و از طریق اینترنت هر هفته برنامه را دانلود میکردم و سر فرصت تماشا می نمودم.
با این کار در مدت بسیار کوتاهی توانستم به لهجه امریکایی عادت کنم و به دلیل این که سرعت و ادبیات خاص به خود را داشت به شدت بهبود چشم گیری در شنیدن دیگر اخبار و برنامه های تلوزیونی برایم داشت.
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you can jab your finger out at all you |
| like it won’t make it come any faster |
| and finally new rule until someone |
| claims to see Christopher Hitchens face |
| in a tree stump idiots must stop |
| claiming that atheism is a religion |
| there’s one little difference religion |
| is defined as the belief in and worship |
| of a superhuman controlling power and |
| atheism is precisely not that got it |
| atheism is a religion like abstinence is |
| a sex position |
| believe it or not I don’t really enjoy |
| talking about religion all the time in |
| fact not only is atheism not a religion |
| it’s not even my hobby and that’s the |
| best thing about being an atheist it |
| requires so little of your time but |
| there is a growing trend in this country |
| that needs to be called out and that is |
| to label any evidence-based belief a |
| religion many conservatives now say that |
| belief in manmade climate change is a |
| religion and Darwinism is a religion and |
| of course atheism the total lack of |
| religion is somehow our religion – |
| according to the always reliable |
| encyclopedia moronica now it’s a Dodge |
| of course |
| straight out of the grand intellectual |
| tradition of I know you are but what am |
| i it’s a way of saying hey we all |
| believe in some sort of faith-based |
| malarkey so let’s call it a push no no |
| no no no it’s not fair that people who |
| can’t defend their own nonsense get to |
| create a fake fair and balanced argument |
| the way they do in asserting that |
| evolution and creationism are equally |
| valid I’m not saying that atheists are |
| perfect thinkers everyone has blind |
| spots I’m sure there are atheists who |
| think ponytails look good on a man |
| pineapple belongs on a pizza and ran was |
| an important thinker but but when it |
| comes to religion we’re not two sides of |
| the same coin and you don’t get to put |
| your unreason up on the same shelf with |
| my reason your stuff has to go over |
| there on the shelf with Zeus and Thor |
| and the Kraken with the stuff that is |
| not evidence-based stuff that religious |
| people never change their mind about no |
| matter what happens |
| that’s not a theism I’m open to anything |
| for which there’s evidence show me a God |
| and I will believe in him if Jesus |
| Christ comes down from the sky during |
| the halftime show of this Sunday’s Super |
| Bowl and turns all the nachos into |
| loaves and fishes and well I’ll think |
| two things first |
| how dare he interrupt Madonna she is |
| going to be pissed |
| and – oh look at that I was wrong there |
| he is |
| my bad praise the Lord but that’s not |
| going to happen in short of that if you |
| still insist atheism is a religion that |
| it’s only fair that we get to do all the |
| loonies stuff that you get to do and I’m |
| going to start tonight by unbaptized |
| Mitt Romney’s dead father-in-law yes in |
| case you didn’t hear it was discovered |
| last week that Edward Davies and |
| Romney’s father and enthusiastically |
| anti religious scientist who called |
| organized faith hogwash |
| was posthumously baptized in the Mormon |
| tradition fourteen months after he died |
| they tried to do it sooner but he |
| wouldn’t stop spinning in his grave so |
| here then is history’s first unbaptized |
| ceremony right now |
| for the late Edward Davis dearly beloved |
| we are gathered here today in the |
| presence of math gravity evolution and |
| electricity to honor brother Edward and |
| to send the powers of SEAL Team six 66 |
| to rescue him from Planet Club so that |
| he may spend eternity with the kind of |
| free thinkers he chose to hang out with |
| on earth so by the power granted to me |
| by the Blair Witch |
| shamil schlemazel a pluribus mumbo jumbo |
| expecto patronum su-su-sudio yo mama I |
| call upon the Mormon spirits to leave |
| your body the fuck alone |
| brother Edward in this world you had to |
| put up with Mitt Romney you’ve suffered |
| enough all right that’s our show I’ll be |
| at the bar |
| on March 17th |
| at the Andrew Jackson hallmark safety I |
| want to thank susie orman |
| well or Michael |
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babies watches on overtime right now |
خیلی بی شرم هستین که میخواین توی آموزش انگلیسی بی دینی و همجنسگرایی هم رو جا بندازین. این کارتون با اونایی که میخوان ما رو به زور به بهشت ببرن چه تفاوتی داره؟
حق با شماست.