?Ted: All right, so, Barney, are you doing this or what

.Robin: Oh, geez, Barney, don’t do this

.Barney: I have to, it’s my birthday present to Ted

Marshall: You don’t have to. Please, it’s going to be embarrassing and we’re going to have to stop coming here, which will suck… in addition to probably being kind of healthy

.Ted: Come on, Marshall, it’s the greatest pickup line of all time. Barney

.Marshall: Oy, gevalt. Barney: Ah… Happy birthday, Ted

.Ted: Whoo-hoo! (Barney stands up and approaches a woman

.Barney: Uh, excuse me, has anyone ever told y… Oh, my God

?Woman: What

!Barney: Oh! Call an ambulance

?Woman: What’s going on

.Barney: Try not to speak. Here, sit down. Just don’t talk, don’t talk

?Waitress: Is she okay

.Barney: I’m serious, call 911

?Woman: What’s wrong? What’s the matter

Barney: Shh! Shh! Just don’t move. Don’t move. Just try… Here, have some water. Water! Here, drink this. Shh! Shh

.Robin: And here come the paramedics

.Barney: Oh, thank God, you’re here

?! Paramedic: What is going on

Barney: I think there might be some internal bleeding. Probably some fractures. We got to get her to the hospital

?Woman: What are you talking about

?Barney: You’ve had a terrible fall

.Woman: No, I haven’t

Barney: Really? ‘Cause I could swear you fell straight out of heaven. Angel… Give him your number. What? Give him your number. What

.All: Give him your number

.Barney: Come on, guys, you’re embarrassing me

.All: Give him your number

Barney: What are you…? Come on. They’re not going to stop ’til you give me your number

!Woman: All right

!Barney: It works

.Marshall: I cannot believe that she gave him her number

.Robin: Maybe she really does have a brain injury

Barney: Thank you, everyone. Thank you, everyone. It’s been fun. It’s Wendy the waitress. Tip her well. Thanks a lot, guys. Troilus and Cressida. Neighborhood Playhouse. Check them out, they’re good